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Ha!

@StuckOnRepeat: How quickly you forget he actually has an Oscar.

@musmusculus: Bat ears! He is gorgeous. I really want a domestic/wild hybrid.

@SNEAKERS: Love the GIF, but it bugs me he doesn't get to the word "clerks". Still, *right click*, *save as...*

@DramaClub: Yep, came to say this. Court costs asssociated with appeals drive up the cost of death penalty cases.

@LaComtesse: I would photoshop an apple in front of Michelle's face if I had the skills.

@Hannah: Well, she might be referencing her paternal grandmother. I thought that too at first.

An aside from speculation, Jenna, you deserve 100 awesome points for the #expectopaternum tag.

@NoelleBlue: There was totally a Blind about it a few weeks back.

@lorax42: This helps, thanks lady. I'm just happy my dad is happy, I just don't know how to talk to her. So I will keep to the baking & parade stuff. :)

How about tips for dealing with a new stepmother that you're highly suspicious of?

@Cam/ron: So Dr. Evil was just Mike Meyers doing an impression of Lorne with a bald cap on? That actually makes sense.

I love her so 'effing much. Ever since I heard her talk about how her family was squatting in an abandoned house in NYC when she was discovered, my respect for her knows no bounds.

@MissHedwig: I saw Isabella Rossellini too.

@TeenageGangDeb: You can't unfry things, Jerri. You can't be something you're not.

@ceilidh: I wish I could heart you a million times for this.

@hottotrot: I love Nina Totenberg. Her readings of the transcripts are hysterical.