God has answered my "more Charlie Day, please" prayers. Yay!

@Ruby_de_la_Booby: The number of pharma ads on TV is astounding. After living abroad for a long while, I came back to find that on American TV, at least one pharma ad per ad break during my favorite shows was par for the course. And if you're watching a football game or golf tourney? At least two boner pill (or…

@blametheredline: Hah! Awesome. Now that's an image I can't get rid of. (Meow?)

Mr. Waffles! bought Magnums as a joke once. They fit so well, we keep using them.

@Carolyn Jervis: Duck lips!

@o-line: Or, it's Mankini.

I feel like every item from now on mentioning Michelle McGee should be preceeded with the phrase: "In a desparate attempt to stay relevant, ..."

@laetitiae: Probably because the hammer is his penis.

@Ipomoea: Word.

@Thatiswhyyoufail: What? The messy piles of clothes, 20 minute lines for the dressing rooms and terrible constructin of the product turn you off?

Her awesome skin is making me think I should try Proactiv.

@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: Amen! She *deserves* better touring partners!

More Charlie, please.

@magnets: Part of what makes Eastbound and Down so wonderful is that Danny McBride makes that character so easy to love and hate at the same time.

@AvgElitist: Agreed. My workplace has a gym in the basement, and since starting here a few months ago, I've been going a few times a week. There is no excuse, and I can go during lunch, before work, or right after. It's awesome. I don't even give myself the option to go slouch around on the couch - going down there…

@Penny: She should probably be inpatient and should receive IV nutrition. I have a feeling she is close (if not already in) organ failure.

Excellent piece, Jenna.

@quitelikely: "You are Overweight."

If I were writing the new Muppet movie, I would write myself in. I'd probably write myself duet with Kermit, make Gonzo my BFF and make Sam the Eagle a Fox News pundit.

@morninggloria: More vibraphone music, please.