@LadyCoCo: Probaly because Sascha would have been super spontaneous and wouldn't be predictable. Which would be much funnier.

What the hell. Wasn't Sascha Baron Cohen supposed be be in Navi getup?

They're really running through the shorts categories, huh?

@the glamwich: "Our sheilds can't repel tits of that magnitude! "

@littlepiggietoldme: The Bert & Ernie thing last night was amazing, especially when they were eating cookies.

@burningdinner: I'll be honest, I loved In Bruges. Besides that, I've been pretty "meh" on Colin Farrell. But that movie made me love him just a bit. (And Brendan Gleeson. And Ralph Fiennes.)

@curiousgeorgiana: Orange Mocha Frappuccinos!

@quitelikely: *GASP*! Now I will be picturing her in those blind items, and it will be hillarious.

@badly drawn girl: Go on then.

@EndangeredRed: "Wow, look, my name's right there, under the J's. I bet more people see that than the phone book!"

@Eralc Alegna: He's such a jerkface.

@EndangeredRed: I'm so glad to hear of her love for the greatest Steve Martin movie ever. "He hates these cans!"

@HerdingCats: Seriously, she looks beautiful and healthy. Such a difference!

@allyzay: ACTING!

@applejuice: I think Jezebel had a thread about it a few weeks ago, but there is nothing better than Roger Ebert's reviews. He tells you the truth, and it's so refreshing. And hilarious.

@szuperremek: Well, the inanimate carbon rod got a ticker tape parade too, just like the Yankees.

@My cat hates Tom Cruise: But of course.

I'm stuck in my apartment because of snow...I think there's 22" on the ground right now. But it's ok. I have wine and brownies.

@suiterkin: Or Fat Bitch! (Tagline: "She's off the leash!")

@pupsnpies: And bone shaving!