@Raspberry Squirrely, president of the SCL: And Astronaut Jones.

@ceci n'est pas une fille: Crap.

@Eeva: @haguenite:

Is Sophie Shevarnadze related to Edvard Shevarnadze, former president of Georgia, ousted in the "Rose Revolution"? Sorry, I'll just be nerding it up over here.

@Penny Plastic: A few crayons short? All he's got left in his box is a nubbin of burnt sienna and a broken in half magenta missing its paper wrap. That and some shavings left from the built-in sharpener in the back of the box.

@Hamsterpants: Seriously! I perfer mine that way. Fat noodles = more starch, more carbs, more yum. Mmmmmmm.

@hooooooot: Kobiyashi!

@shorty63136: And the British media are experts at that, from what I gather. I would love if there was a way for the money (no matter how its raised) to be guaranteed to go to Alfie, Chantelle and Maisie, and not to the parents, who seem pretty skeezy.

@dementagirl: Ouch.

@happysquid: Jerri, what does V-I-C-T-O-R-Y spell?

@LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: IT'S JOEL!!!!!!!!!

Every time I see Marc Anthony I think he's the Ice Truck Killer.

Mary Lynn looks fab for having a baby six months ago.

Welcome to Earth, FUNNIEST BABY EVER. This baby is totally destined to marry Tina Fey's daughter Alice. And they will spawn the next generation of funny. The end.

@jamar0303: @jamar0303: heyhey - same problem here. but if you go to [NBC.com] they work just fine for me (i'm in the UK)

@asketchymess: "I would like to thank you Pacific Rimmers for all that you've given us; karaoke, karate; and most of all, Wazami Attacku! Shark Attack!"

Yo Gabba Gabba! is the bestest thing ever. As an Aquabats! fan, I can't get enough. And I don't even have kids.