He can be a Republican though the party became extinct in 2016 (demise started in 1980). I’d welcome a party that valued international trade, treaties with allies, fiscal responsibility. Unfortunately, the party was hijacked by white supremacists, neo-nazis, and silver spooned frat boys. A sophisticated program of…

Ugh he continues to dominate the race for worst Chris. 

I’m saying I think it is a thirst trap and a setup.  

Absolutely no part of this story is exaggerated, and I still don’t know what to make of it. Until I was five, I was raised in a teeny tiny town. My small neighborhood was more like a compound, where all of the people who worked in the clinic next door lived. There was a big garden in the middle of the neighborhood…

I once walked through a ghost when I was a kid. I want to say I was about 9 or so. I guess I always felt our house was haunted. I can’t recall anything really spooky happening, but it definitely had a spooky vibe. It was an old farm house from the 1920's (and this would be the early 80's) so it didn’t have a…

“Let them eat vitamins.”

I’m surprised there was no comment on Cardi B’s use of the r-word. Shouldn’t folks routinely get called out for that now?

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

I mean, I’d still be annoyed if something bruised my cherries!

When In New Orleans

This happened pretty recently. I found an old neighbor on the street one day with a bloody face. He had fallen over while walking his dog and couldn’t get up. I called 911 and hung around to see if he got admitted to the hospital, offering to keep his dog if so. He didn’t but I checked on him a few days later, worried…

Hooray! Mine’s not-so-scary, so you can read it while your underwear is in the wash:

Let’s maybe not because, and I’m just spitballin here but... fuck that guy?

Thanks, and best wishes to you and your wife. :)

It looks like a shampoo commercial for covid-19.

The only thing that would make this better would be Bill Barr. 

He looks like he gave Bacchus a blow job.

Nope, she got it, too!

It’s gotten to where the First “Lady” can’t even say “F*#% Christmas” anymore!

Thank you to everyone who replied with super kind and comforting words (I can’t see them here because I think they’re still pending). I also wanted to add to my previous post about the site. I have no doubt that Megan and the rest of the writing team at Jezebel put a lot of effort into their work and have a ton of…