Give the guy a break, how was he to know Trump would behave exactly like he has virtually every day of the last four years?

“The Commission is grateful to Chris Wallace for the professionalism and skill he brought to last night’s debate”

Lillian Brown died at 106. It is correct in the headline but not in the second paragraph in the article.

Hahahahahahahaha....*weeps*

I’m surprised because...

There’s still time for the Trump administration to pull Amy Barrett’s nomination for the Supreme Court and nominate this guy instead.

I’m a guy who visits daily for two reasons: #1 Jezebel has some if the best writing among the Gawker collection of website (or whoever owns it, I can’t keep up). #2 In some frivolous and silly way, maybe it gets me out of my male echo chamber.

My girlfriend of 40 years had her eyes done. She did not tell me she was having the procedure and I didn’t see her for about 5 weeks. When I did see her again I just kept looking at her and saying...’you look great’. Then I asked her if she was using some new miracle cosmetic or going for facials or what ... because…

I was hoping to see lots of before and after photos.

We have seen what he’s been able to do to houses, but I want to see what he’s done with the 1800's schooner he’s apparently captaining.

After watching that series for a season, I wouldn’t let those morons touch a Barbie dream home, much less my own home.

Totally agree. If you think Katie Holmes is some weak wallflower who needs to be rescued, then you shouldn’t be an entertainment reporter.

Don’t speak.

I’ve started a “GoFuckYourself” campaign for them, link in bio. 

I’m a well-known harvester of the lowest hanging fruit.

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

I never put that together; I thought I was having headaches because I was dehydrated and I polish off a 64 oz. tumbler every day.

My big takeaway from this is that there’s a town called Rifle that could end up being represented by a wackjob gun nut, which sounds about white.

Obligatory...

And not a single major news network covered it, not even Fox News, due to the complete lack of social distancing.