I legit thought it was some sort of mask at first.

Yeah, the true crime is that makeup job.

I am fascinated by her make up choices. I started wearing make up very late in life and always feel like I don’t have it right but then I see this make up choice and I’m like, “I guess I’m ok.” 

did they arrest her made up like that, or (gulp) did she deliberately make herself up like that knowing she’d have a mug shot taken?  Because that is freakish.

I’m sure we all can agree that the greatest thing Jeremy Clarkson ever did, and we can also agree that is a low bar, was punching Piers Morgan in the face.

We all know that Piers Morgan is a jackass of the first order.

Changing the name of my band to Wigfull of Secrets.

Speaking of wigs, is Joni Ernst wearing one or is it just her lizard costume doesn’t fit correctly and the head part keeps sliding around?

You monster.

Oh, so THAT’S why her hair is so voluminous: it’s full of secrets AND it’s a wig!

Sounds like to me: smelling the stench of one’s farts in the wind.

Alec just should say, they found baby in cabbage 

But if Ledford HAD left Cawthorn there, Cawthorn would not be alive to lie about his best friend. Truly, an O. Henry story for our age.

Pity he’s not a Democrat, then there would at least be a chance he’d have to resign. As it stands, I’m sure he’s in line for a GOP medal or something.

From your keyboard to the Universe’s ears...

the guy farted during a voter fraud hearing...was photographed with some awful mix of hair coloring and sweat running down his head...was filmed thinking he was going to have sex with the underage woman interviewing him...all within the past 6 months!  hearing him yuk it up with another gross old man with delusions of…

He’s an idiot. I can buy that Trump has some kind of animal cunning that let him tap into the worst parts of American culture and leverage that ignorance to his advantage. But that feels almost coincidental, like he was a symptom of something larger that landed him where he was, and then had the right “skillset”…

Is it BIO-pic or Bi-OP-ic, either one, or something else entirely? 

Agree and agree. My second grader adores JoJo (personally she’s a bit much for me but I’m just an old cynical adult) and I’m  glad that not only is JoJo getting to feel really free but that my kiddo will see her being true to herself. That’s a good role model, even if her ponytails are super fucked up and she is a…

I’m happy for her.  I’m happy for everyone who gets to be their true self.  I still worry about her hairline.