You got to remember too that there was NO cap on tickets reserves. People keep thinking that its all the Tik Tok people to blame but anyone could have gone to the arena, requested a ticket, and walked in. That was what the overflow was for.

She’s completely on-brand, what’s the problem?

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly

You’ve reached dad joke nirvana and I’m loving it. 

Don’t worry, everyone. I hate myself too.

She is NOT lovin’ it.

McKaren

Melania speaks fluent English? I defer to Randy Rainbow’s deconstruction of her English grammar...

Still one of my favorite excerpts from Michael Wolff’s “Fire and Fury” is that on Election Night 2016, right after it had been announced Trump had won, Melania broke down in tears. Then knowing that she could no longer live her secluded life in a tower, and had to become a public figure, which I am sure she hates.

As an experiment I rewrote his tweet as Haiku’s. It is not perfect haiku syllables, but I may do this more often as a continued experiment:

Sigh..the full biden quote:

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?

yeah, I agree with this read of the situation. Like you could get to the end of this Jezebel piece and feel reasonably sure she grew up dirt poor, even though there’s nothing to really indicate that. Like... she was working for Joe Biden very early on in her career. This isn’t a normal sign of being held back.

I don’t disagree that class is an issue. I don’t disagree that there are no perfect victims. I don’t even disagree that she has lived a hard and sad life.

You know, I can understand how, at first glance, the NYT piece can read as classist.

...But let’s remember her with her biggest hit; timeless and joyous...

You will never hear a better version of Black Coffee (Bonnie on lead vocal), and it feels appropriate.

Tot Chef may be my life coach.