My grandma was born in the early 1910's, so all of this is what she grew up with. When I was a kid I remember her pointing out an actress who “drew a white line down her nose” to narrow it (grandma was way ahead of the game on contouring!). She also complimented my legs, and encouraged me to keep my full eyebrows…

Off topic, but I got to work with Phyllis Diller once. It was on The Bold & the Beautiful, where she played a wacky hairdresser (I think?) During the table read she pulled off her wig & threw it on the table. It killed. I miss her.

I was so into Skeet Ulrich in the 90s.

When JoJo Siwa has a JoJo Siwa theme party, does she sell JoJo Siwa merch to JoJo Siwa?

Please sir, if you will not comply with the movement’s entry requirements, we will have to ask you to leave. The sign clearly states that you are to check your higher reasoning and critical thinking functions at the door.

I honestly cannot figure out why Jezebel keeps defending this lady. The best investigative journalists have followed up and can’t confirm her story. The Obama campaign vetted Biden thoroughly before making him the VP. They wouldn’t miss this if it was real. Everything about her allegations feel wrong about what people…

What did the butterflies do to you?

She can leave the husband and kids, but she can't get the butterflies off her back.

Yeah, does her back tat say “We will all laugh and gilded butterflies”? And if so, wut?

Bless you.

She doesn’t know. Her house is huge and she’s a moron, so she got lost.

“My father was a marine who fought to protect the laws and government of this country. That is why I demand the right to break those laws and defy that government.”

Oh, so you’re drawing a meaningless distinction so you can act like a high horse makes you a better person. Gotcha. Fuck along off, now

Is Passover just the first born child, or the first born from each of your wives?

I wouldn’t be surprised if she has intimate knowledge of opioid usage.

I have everything hidden away. I’ve been making homemade farm themed decorations & games ( feed the pigs & animal bowling ) for about a month now. I will be putting them out no matter what.

Aniston is living the dream. no whiny husband, goddess circle on fridays, Cabo with comedy writers 3x a year, and brad pitt texts sometimes to wish you well. 5 stars

Shania Twain has Lyme disease. [People]