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Thanks for propelling me down that rabbit hole!   Really, thanks!  Hawt!

Damon, I love you. That said, DON’T YOU DARE WITH MY TERRY CREWS!  Disclosure - I’m a white lady.

I think you’re right. If you look closely, you can see the neckline. 

Doxylamine succinate is the only sleep med that works for me. For years I did Diphenhydramine (Benadryl or any other antihistimine), but it just stopped working. For the last 3 years, I’ve used DS instead and it’s fantastic. I’ve had chronic insomnia since I was 13. My father died suddenly and I haven’t been able to

Open floor plans are totally awful. I have 3 kids, and I need my nooks and crannies to take a quick hit off my flask every now and then. Also every time I hear a woman say it’ll be a problem if her kids aren’t on the same floor as her....I mean...what in the ever loving fuck?  And YOU PEOPLE WITH YOUR WHITE CABINETS

She looks great, and happy. When I got divorced, I lost about 230 lbs. 200 was the jackass I married but.....

I don’t want to be mean, but I do want to cancel the Kardashians. 

Did she use a brush on liquid foundation?  I think I’m in some weird trance after watching that...

It looks more navy to me, rather than black. Either way classic, and fuck this motherfucker.

Many years back we were organizing our holiday party for the office, and my coworker friend and I were just walking out of the bathroom after smoking a blunt. A higher up office guy in the hallway asked what we were bringing to the party, and my friend said, “crab dick” instead of “crab dip”. Upon realizing her

I do not know what this is, but I love it.  Investifarted is my new catchphrase

This picture...is so unattractive.  I’ve never understood the attraction.

She’s a giant idiotic asshole but I love this dress.  

OK so I really wish I didn’t click on the Farting Preacher link whilst at work looking out into the waiting room of my unemployment office. On the other hand, I deserve a good laugh after working for unemployment as long as I have. So, thanks?!

I feel like you can’t go wrong with season 2 episode 4, when Alexis gets a bike, or season 2 episode 1 where David runs away!

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I’ll see your Don Draper and raise you an Alexis:

He reminds me of a Monty Python character crossed with Inspector Clouseau in that picture.

I work for unemployment insurance, in New York state.  The appeal board has held consistently that they are not independent contractors, much to the chagrin of club owners.  So at least for unemployment insurance purposes, they’d be considered employees and could file a claim for unemployment, citing lack of work for

In terms of jarred, Guglielmo’s is the hands down best.  I appreciate your weekend sauce recipe, I just took the last harvest of tomatoes out of my garden!