Seconding Press blackberry hibiscus. Also the only White Claw worth writing home about is ruby grapefruit. Fight me.

OK I’m listening god bless you!

DLR was on WTF?? I’m so there.

You sent me down a rabbit hole there, I loved her on DOOL! So she’s Robin Thicke’s mom?!?!??

Bonnie Bell lipsmackers were a staple in mine and my sisters Christmas stockings from at least 1981-2006. I miss them. My mother, god bless her 80 year old self, now puts Clinique Black Honey in my stocking, and Burts Bees lip balm’s in my older sisters stockings (vegans). Yes, we are spoiled.

First and foremost Hazel, thank you for your service. But I really think you misread Helen Keller. She’s very likely haunted. I can feel it from here. Any chance you can go back and check again? Also I think they just reused the Pharrell mold on Nelson Mandela and aged it. 

WAIT what? Bubbles the Chimp was in this production. Did Michael Jackson have him yet? ......{heads over to IMDB to find these actors}....

Jeff Goldblum, Dwight Yoakum, Elvis Costello.  My dream zaddies.  That is all.

Sorry, but no.  I love her but man, think of the pillowcases people!!!

I have extremely long thick curly hair, and to get my “prom” hair on, I need at least a 3" barrel, which is impossible to find.  Bah.  Back to hot rollers. 

I have extremely long thick curly hair, and to get my “prom” hair on, I need at least a 3" barrel, which is…

Thank you for this.  I’m so sick of this “creepy uncle Joe hate” thing going on here.

starred for Pia Zadora cosplay.  

Unfortunately Mary Anne MacLeod Trump wasn’t as murderous as she should have been. 

I feel like this is a good time to revisit this very informative article by lolcait AKA Richard Lawson: https://gawker.com/5720511/what-to-do-when-you-fall-down

Just popping in to say my son who is a senior in high school has been accepted and is choosing between St. Bonaventure, St. John Fisher, LeMoyne and Utica College.  Still waiting for a response from SUNY Geneseo.  He’s got 65k in financial aid and scholarships from the aforementioned colleges and yes, I realize that’s…

Sweet baby Jesus this was surreal.

100% using cunning and nefarious in my obituary.  Thanks Joan!

Smells like a troll  = is a troll.

Jake not Jack I believe.

Cripes. I’m pretty careless when it comes to bedfellows, and I’m 45, but I still can’t with that bro face.