+1 “ponderous green ass torch”

You’re right: Tom Brady, the guy who brought it up in the first place with his endorsement of Trump, has zero influence upon people; let’s not hold his feet to the fire and just ignore it instead.

Brady’s a gutless turd. I didn’t think he could be more contemptible, but I was wrong.  

Who gives a shit?

“And He said unto them: ‘Go forth and make that money!’” -Mark 16:21

“She indicated that despite the actual candidate who, she clarified, probably said something very offensive, she will continue to support the Republican ticket.”

The level of ego within this piece is of Trumpian proportions.

Samantha Bee is terrific, but this is also a sad reminder that we no longer celebrate our intellectuals that *should* be making important decisions in our society. Thinkers are obsolete. Instead, we have the celebrity / reality TV culture that dominates our discourse, as if those are the types of people worthy of…

This is good Gawker, Feinberg.

I am interested to know what other women think of Conway. To me, it seems like she’s selling out women-at-large in favor of her career. I understand that she’s not alone in having done this, but this is perhaps the biggest stage in which it has been done. Am I wrong to characterizing her in this manner?

Immediately following the “press conference,” Trump’s hot mic captured the following audio:

Watch out for the write-in angle.

States can easily cross off a name on the ballots. Many did it to Nader in 2004.

CHUCK TODD FTW!! Who knew he had it in him??

Alternative: Write-ins.

Agreed. Why’d she change it??

Oh, well, that clears that up! Time to move on like it never even happened.

As dysfunctional and unprecedented this election cycle has been, you really expect things to unfold in the way things are “supposed to work?”

You don’t think they’d allow for rule bending or a re-casting of votes?? The 2000 election is a pretty fine president for shitshow shenanigans.

“Trump has since responded by blaming Bill Clinton.”