President-Elect Donald J. Trump

You mean the French that aided the United States in its Revolutionary War?

This.

Doubtful any of those reporters in attendance arrived by boat.

Class act.

Glad to see the new-and-improved way of tackling that Seattle is so proud to employ is paying off.

How dare you!

+1 Pollyanna

+1 strategic default

Rarer: Diamonds, or Nick Cannon’s career?

+1 piss diamond

I,know what you mean.

Oh indeed.

+1 out-of-work flapper girl

Nothing comes to mind...

This is a problem how?

This is awesome!

This all seems aboveboard to me. Keep firing, assholes!

Yyyyyeah, I’m gonna have to go ahead and disagree with you there, Bob.