You don’t think our ineffective Congress could muster the will to make an exception under such “extraordinary circumstances?” You know, just this once? For America?

If this is finally the death rattle for Trump, then it’s just the beginning of the truly terrifying shit: Pence will take over the GOP ticket and name a new VP (e.g. Scott Walker). Thus the shitheel brigade of Midwest governors (Pence, Walker, Kasich, etc.) will take a mighty step forward in crippling us on a…

If he cannot successfully squirm, perhaps Mr. Ryan could channel Austin and Tim Self and talk about Trump’s “Godly values.”

Everything’s fine.

Isn’t this typical politician behavior?

This is very disappointing.

Major Plebe Baseball

Tacos?

Meh.

FALSE!

What did poor Tom do to deserve such an equivalence??

+1 repeating

Favreau used to be the man, but now he just makes shit sandwiches for The Man.

Three words: Fuck this guy.

What a shit show.

Damn. The Big Ticket’s been punched.

This morning I went to our HBO On-Demand channel, and when it brought up programs “In Progress,” a show starring some naked woman named Katie was on there. I tried to delete it from the list, but it started playing instead; she was talking about her clit.

Yeah, you’re right -- no Rasta would object. My bad.

“Everybody needs to just chill the duck out.”