Yyyyyeah... I think you misinterpreted my meaning. I’m pro-Kaepernick & Co. There’s no laughing here.

I guess it’s time Kaepernick & Co. to start hitting both knees before games.

I believe he dropped in a handful of Skittles.

This is brilliant.

I think it was a Zima.

Patton Oswalt FTW

Our representatives are really upping the pooch-screwing ante these days.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

I used to have four large tortoises living in my backyard. Always fucking. All the time.

*Ari Felcher

Tacos?

Was this quote taken from La Russa immediately after he was woken up after passing out drunk at a stop light? Because that's sort of his thing.

Twenty-year anniversary of his death, and not a peep all day.

Brandy, sittin’ up in her room, hatin’.

The world needs more of this.

Not that I condone violence (by police or otherwise), but the image of six cops choking out a bank executive made me laugh.

Is this a big deal? I'm not sure anymore.

You're right. Fuck it. Let's just quit.

I’m so fucking tired of stupid people.