Good on Marshall.

What's the ghost of Rick Ankiel doing hanging out with those kids?

I’m not solely basing my characterization on his mugshot — I’m also factoring in all that came to light after said mugshot was taken.

Thanks for the uplifting news, Tim.

Great — now we have to listen to a blackish guy AND a woman talk?

I believe the bees were pissed off about gentrification. Early reports quoted an observer having overheard one particularly angry bee saying something to the effect of “This is NOT fucking Silver Lake or Echo Park. Go the fuck back to Atwater Village with that bullshit!” Ironically, said bee was later seen laying low…

The SOUND of the liner’s impact is pretty gruesome. Hope he's all right.

What I love most about Turner’s mugshot is how pissed off he looks, the implication being that he can’t believe someone has the audacity to try and punish him for trying to do whatever the fuck he wants.

GREAT tackle by Custer.

You sure you got it? You seem like you don’t got it.

And while we’re here: THIS is Rufus. Fuck that post-2006 imposter motherfucker.

Shhh... Go to Reverend’s and eat your Rapture Dip and hush.

There’s no fucking way OU fans are worse than OSU fans. Sorry — the truth hurts, Sloopy.

BGSTDU is the undisputed #1, the pride of northwest Ohio.

As an OU alum, I beg you: Knock it off. This university does not need another reason to dump money into its football program. Seriously. Stop it.

Can the good doctor please run for POTUS instead of his patient?

Zing!

That long?

*Kelly Reichardt

She’s just got a grudge against CK because he went to Nevada instead of her alma mater. Classic in-state rivalry.