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When the first one came out I was 11 years old, squarely in its target demographic, and that movie still managed to massively disappoint me.

It's heavily implied because of an item drop in some area that's heavily implied to have been Manocide in the distant past (or will become Manocide, in the distant future).

Yeah, wasn't Vagenda of Manocide at the end of The Depths?

Complete with a curtained-off porn section and one shelf dedicated to Super Nintendo games?

Nope, they'll be eclipsed by The Strokes and Kaiser Chiefs suddenly becoming popular again and bringing about the new rock zeitgeist they always promised they would.

I do too, they're like the musical equivalent of a brillo pad.
….and I mean that in a good way?
Imagine a world without brillo pads.

To be fair, the climactic fight, what the fuck

Yeah, possibly hot take here, but I've always felt that while Laika films are visually beautiful and have their heart in the right place, and completely deserve more recognition than they do, the studio's plotting has always been pretty weak. Their stories just don't dig their claws into me the way I wished they would

It's like those horror movies where you bring the dead kid back to life but under the surface he's not the same kid or something and then demons

I'm choosing to pronounce that 'eggs-uh-crab-le'

Pretty unexited about this - from all of the screenshots of Allison Road I've seen, they've fundamentally missed out on what made P.T. so fucking scary. The antagonist in Allison Road is just another wonked-out looking bloody ghost lady. In contrast, every aspect of the antagonist in P.T. was expertly designed to be

No, that's Chad Coleman

I wouldn't, but it's only because Funny Roommates and Real-life People Who Make You Feel Better About Yourself are both on at the same time

At least he'll still have the energy to tip back his can of Sujeonggwa until he's drunk every last drop

I think that's pretty much the most healthy reaction to it, yep.

Memes can live for years and the people who create and distribute them likely have no necessary connection or opinion on the incident itself; they just like memes

Phil LaMarr got his head blown off in Pulp Fiction, too.

I held a grudge against Sasso for MadTV for a really long time, but then his lemon vines happened and he became one of my favorite people ever.

#notallwawas