Katt Williams.

https://www.youtube.com/wat…

You don't think the advertising folks were explicitly asked to put that innuendo there?

That Michael Weston, nothing but trouble.

Oh my god that's tha funky shit!

Nothing about his stint on Burn Notice?

Well gee, I don't think I could stand another rock number without strings in 'em. I suppose that folk rock don't got no fiddles, right?

But metaphorically in all our hearts.

Also, as a kid, the subway tunnel scene with all ghost heads on pikes scared the living mother of fuck out of me. That kickstarted my interest in actual horror movies, so kudos for that.

Flappy Bird?

Hey, have you guys heard of Earth Windandfire? He's got a weird name but boy is he good!

A what?

Yeah anx….they're gamers…..you're a commenter on the internet, you're gonna have to get used to that.

I always got a 'fucked up bread dough' vibe from him, but I could see the ham angle too.

That's some Brad Neely-level word art in your last sentence there, great work. Have a throat sploosher, on me.

Psychosomatic!

Given that she has multiple whole youtube channels dedicated to clips of her in Parks and Recreation, I think that opening might be a little bit competitive.

If I were more self-reflective, I'd feel bad when I get linked to a New Yorker or Atlantic investigative article and stop reading it because of the page count, but then read through thousands of A.V. Club comments about Blink-182.

says the 41-year-old actor

You stumbled into the alternate universe where I'm Still Here was real and not just a publicity stunt. Also in this universe, Donald Trump is somehow the Republican nominee for president and eggs are easier to boil at high altitudes. Welcome!