Given that celery's primary use is to be a spoon for peanut butter, and you wouldn't get much out of eating any other kind of spoon, this isn't too surprising

oh man are we going to hit that black triangle thing that turns us upsidedown
those triangles stress me the hell out

Yeah me too ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I'd consider Franz Ferdinand, Arctic Monkeys, Gorillaz, alt-J and Drenge arguably great (and non-arguably not sucking), but that's just me.

It's true; @avclub-81fc53c51059936bda7ac43bdcb32449:disqus himself said it.

Just hard enough to get noticed, in an airport security line?

I'm generally bad at quoting art I love, but I've watched the original Super Deluxe shorts so much I can probably recite every one of them by heart

Completely agreed. I'm looking forward to this, but one thing I'm a little worried about from the trailer is that it still looks a little ultra-violent/vicious. In retrospect one of my favorite things about the web shorts was how ultimately mundane their world was; the insanity only came from the bizarre perspectives…

They say things happen for a reason.
They say that cocksuckers are bad.
They say that god has a plan,
everybody's fuckin' lyin' to me!

Mirror mirror
unh
Up on the wall
unh
Who is the baddest mother-fucker of them all
unh
Just like Columbus
unh
He get bloodlust
unh
Just like Columbus he get murderous on purpose

Yeah, I haven't seen it in years, but Bitter Young Kid loved Hook. Robin Williams really sold it.

Ain't no Palme d'Or Horse.

I have low horror standards. I am so down for this.

Ohhhh this is like a Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring situation, I see, I see….
….Well thanks for the second spoiler, then.

With Loggens here - Crimson Peak is an oh-kay mix tape of great elements from better stuff Del Toro has directed or produced.

The thought never crossed my mind that googling the words 'grape inflation' together would be NSFW, but thank god the internet proved me wrong. Now I have to hope none of my coworkers saw that.

Yes, as opposed to a movie like 'Antitrust', which nobody apologized for and which tanked everyone's careers

Roald Dahl would be proud :')

Maybe this country, but what about the ambiguously American-German-British hamlet the movie takes place in?

And to think it all started with a harmless tickling fetish.