When you believe in your heart of hearts that the moon is made of cheese…..but..when you look at cheese, you don't think it's the same stuff that makes up the moon?

Brad Neely's got a new thing on the way! It's not China, IL, but it looks like it's still 100% Neely:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Discovering an unreproducible segfault in production-ready code and getting thread tangled in a sewing machine's tension assembly are almost identical in terms of both fear response and how fucked you are.

Sewing machines are terrifyingly complex to me, and I work on operating system kernels for a living

In college I tried to hack the plastic cap of the bottle open with a knife to get the marble out and almost cut my palm open. I'm sure someone's gone to the hospital because of those bottles before.

The one I grew up near was creatively titled 'Video Video'

In fairness, The Brothers Grimm didn't use anybody well for anything.

That line alone (with Hedeya's delivery, of course) was funnier than almost anything else I'd seen up to that point in my life, and is probably funnier than most of what I've seen since.

The movie is the catastrophe.

It was a late 90's Nick toon. I preemptively stepped off your lawn.

Rocket Power took this to the extreme - that show freaked me out as a kid because it had no consistent sense of morality I could grasp from any of it, other than that being the squid is totally lame.

Oh fuckkkkk that was Tom Bodett??!
*childhood and adulthood collide to form supermassive nostalgia black hole*

♪♫And Gerald Ford fell down a lot!♫♪

Back when The Expendables was generating newswires, I consistently read it as The Expandables at first glance.

My friend and I found ourselves unable to play through 3D Dot Game Heroes because we found it so tirelessly derivative of every 2D Zelda game we've ever played. He described it as "wearing Zelda's clothes without having its spirit". Maybe we should have given it more of a chance, but after having 0 fun throughout the…

"Donna, we gotta post a response to someone"
"It's a bad idea."
"Why?"
"You don't know these people."
"What's wrong with 'em?"
"Nobody knows."

I don't know, I hear the Golden Girls fandom is rabid

Storytime?

If the TV is big enough it counts as reading and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Oh fuuuuuckk. Villeneuve and Deakins and Wright?
0 interest -> ∞ interest