When faced with that question (rare for me but maybe once a year), I tell them my real name is Barack. Chad Taylor Michaels is my slave name.

What the hell is wrong with people?

I noticed in a lot of tv shows that doesn’t feature an Asian main character that the one-off roles played by Asian actors have White names.

Did... wha... trust you? I... like you’re what, a Communist spy, trained from birth to speak perfectly American English, and then installed in a job where you, I don’t know, deliberately give bad help to customers to undermine our shrine-like worship of retail as the emblem of capitalism?

How dare you not to conform to their fresh off the boat stereotypes by having a Western name?

Kal Penn, too, had to change his name to get booked. He did it as a joke.

Also missed my favorite line:

Is your Western name Jeffery Dahmer?

.... that’s fucked up. I mean honestly, WHO the FUCK CARES what someone calls themselves as long as you get the shit you want?

Case in point: I’ve had people ask me what my real name was

You missed the killer line:

People really don’t get this.

I’d be a hell of a lot more convinced if those six to eight staff members who were at work and willing to open the doors to anyone who needed help were doing something, almost anything, to assist the community. If you’re a charitable organization, I think your duty to your community goes beyond being willing to…

any ace who goes over to New York or Boston just looks like a fucking soulless merc.

This is the best indictment of Evangelical theological viewpoint of “I’m a good person if I think I’m a good person but don’t need to do good things to be a good person.”

And one Mayor.

....WTF?

watching this hypocrite’s ark has been really enlightening. 

I’m a Christian but I always view televangelists as shysters. Just seems like everyone of them is a con artist. They never to speak to the spirit in me.

Never, EVER, estimate the stupidity, gullibility, or general idiocy of religious people.