Plus, isn’t anyone else squicked out by the “look what you made me do” part of her song? That’s classic abuser talk right there. It’s what assholes say after they’re done beating their partners, or children, or pets.

Go look at the Mississippi river and tell me how strong the current is by the “hardly at all” movement on top.

One of my wife and I’s cats

Last time the vet weighed my cat, she mentioned that he’d (finally, after years) stopped growing and that his weight should plateau as well. He gave her the same look he gives me when he catches me watching cat videos on the internet.

Seriously, gorillas are so smart. They likely have some inaccurate, but not totally left field idea.

A Yaris is worse. An Altima, while soul-crushingly boring and devoid of life, at least can move a little when you hit the pedal. The Yaris was the second slowest car I’ve ever driven behind a 2005 Kia Rio which lost a stoplight drag race to a mid-90s Cherokee who didn’t know they were racing.

I have driven a rental Ford Fiesta through the mountains in Oregon for hours with headlights that were too dim to be able to see 20 yards in front of me, having to keep the engine buzzing at about 5,000 rpm constantly just to maintain 60 mph.

Surgeons don’t make that kind of money

I can acknowledge the point, buried somewhere in there, that it must be very irritating to have created great female characters like Ripley and (to some extent) Sarah Connor, and have everyone “Finally!”-ing Wonder Woman.

“I told you I was the right one, honey!”

It figures that they chose a “love story” that’s actually about Stockholm Syndrome rather than one between two consenting people who care about each other...

Harley and Poison Ivy (in a poly but healthy arrangement) or GTFO.

30 days is pretty much the industry standard. More versions = More storage space = Costs more.

I hope you’re right. My husband is from Korea and is anxiously awaiting watching this president get impeached, like the one in his native country just was.

That might be because of the cap.

I have a local secondary backup going to my Synology NAS with 8TB drives.

So smooth, Santana asked him to replace Rob Thomas.

I once found out, after thirty thirsty minutes of flirting, that the guy was a white supremacist

Anthony, a virgin, talking about the foods he’s allergic to: chocolate, ice cream, tree nuts, almonds, cashews, walnuts, peanuts, chestnuts...

You are correct, you are the least.