Yes, let’s not think about the asylum seekers (an utterly legal and valid way to enter the country, mind you) and the suffering they will surely face - let’s instead think about how this will harm the image of the GOP!

Hi! I’m a counselor and a father or a 10 y.o. daughter with ADHD and I would recommend Dixit. It’s a HUGE favorite for hers (and my wife, who also has ADHD).

The three examples you gave were redundant as they are all the same person.

Any Catholic Church will suffice.

What are “Yeti pubes”?

Where will he complain about this?

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...”

Hannity tonight: “In fact, men with smaller-than-average penises have been revered throughout history.”

And it’s angry, too...

Fuck. That first “Presidential Alert” text is totally going to be a dick pic, isn’t it?

“I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart...

Thanks Beth, your article serves as journalistic lodestar to the rest of this nation.

I get it though. I was like 30 before I could tell the difference between Clark Kent and Superman. Glasses can make you be anyone.

No matter how many times I hear someone tell me how they are technically superior, it still looks like you’ve left some hygiene product in your ear. I’ll keep my over-sized comfortable wireless headphones.

The Rupture. 

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

Only a handful of us saw Idocracy as a warning, while the majority saw it as a goal.

Isn’t this literally playing on one of the TV channels in ‘Idiocracy’?

So we are on step three. I thought that step four would be to blame Cohen or Jared, but now there are too many options.