Viewers are advised that what they are viewing is a spectacle and is not real and that the train will not, in fact, come out of the movie screen and run over them.

I would watch a live feed of this editor working in real time. Seriously.

$284Billion and her first thought is “oh, my Xmas lights” and not “someone done fucked up?”

Pshh!!

He deleted it, so I guess it stopped giving, afterall.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

There was a moment when the commentary flat out stated that they did not know what it now took to get ejected from the game which hit on such a truth to me.

first season prediction: they maximize myriad robust synergies whilst simultaneously leveraging pre-existing yet forward looking infrastructure methodologies. also, lose a lot.

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

Sad that the wrong Prince died.

Tangential: Who do you consider the smartest person advising Trump?

I could have sworn that Tom Arnold had claimed he had Apprentice tapes with Pumpkinhead using the n-word and calling his son a r-tard. Did I imagine this? When is a disgruntled NBC employee dropping more Apprentice hot-mic tapes?

Put some hair around it?!!? Around what?!?

I don’t see what the problem is. He wants to put a knee up his asshole. That’s what he song means, right?

Heh heh...*snicker snicker*

US Navy apologizes for disclosing its top secret flight plan for North Korean flyovers

this pilot is talented! drawing a penis at what!? 7 or 800 mph? Im glad hes on our side!

Wow. Both people in omak saw it!