Let’s keep in mind that the ONLY reason he had this “press conference” was because morally outraged Americans demanded it.

If my dong is in a cast, then... oh hell, too tired to finish it off. Someone do it for me.

Hey, when I was 13, I was hitting 37.5 feet for average. Jeezus Khrist.

No conflict here for me. Stupid follows stupid. We are stupid if don’t take advantage of them.

Hey! Have I got an idea for who should be the next contestant on “The Bachelor”! Here me out, it’s a total winner. He’s charismatic, outspoken and newly single! A hedge fund manager, a loving father, and freshly unemployed! #M”TM”GA

I’m very happy that I (and hopefully many others) was able to upvote Wheated here in Brooklyn! They truly deserve it.

I live south of Prospect Park here in Brooklyn in a lovely neighborhood called Ditmas Park. The two nearest “restaurant rows” around here are Church Ave and Cortelyou Road.

I cannot think of a more fitting tag to file this under than “LIFE’S RICH PAGEANT”. Indeed.

I think its a shtick that Norman Chad is doing. He seems a like a decent goofball. But what is up between him and Antonio Esfandiari? There’s some borderline aggression between the two of them (at least that’s it sounds like to me when I hear them doing the play-by-play).

Are you kidding me? You really think it’s over?

Six months out of office and you choose a picture of Obama for Ghostery instead of the orange clown in the WH. And the specific headline you chose. Respect.

No seriously, I am confused. Germans are well-known for the punctuality, and Jamaicans..... not so much.

So he’s crazy as mad puss piss, but he’s always on time?

Ha, got the reference. Well done.

According to his Wikipedia page, he is open about his OCD. As someone who is slightly OCD, I appreciate his candor.

And:

Thanks, I’ll check it out!

Good kinja, good kinja.

You really think that’s going to bother their fucking conscience? C’mon, man.

I am absolutely not a troll but my eyes says that cannot be a dick. When I first saw the picture I thought (seriously!) that it was her thumb or the tip of a hot dog. But if it really is his dick, then it’s bent at 90 degrees, 12" long and 1" in girth. Damn that’s pretty fucked up.