Can this be done with humans?

What?! Conservative snowflakes and CHINOs (Christians In Name Only) are lamenting that the orange fuck they elected is going to disrupt their precious lives? Let them all fucking die. Absolutely right — they need to reap and weep what they have sowed.

#ShutItDown #COTD

While he was lifted off the ground, he realized he ain’t got wings, and coming down was going to be the hardest thing.

At the 0:07 mark in the video, who falls down behind the center support pole? Is that the Broncos mascot? Oh fucking god that’s too funny...

Not young. Not naive. Not my president.

How fucking small is that shit? Squeeze any harder and he would pinch the fucking thing off.

I wonder if this can work with location awareness? That is, automatically turn off when outside specifically chosen networks (home, work, favorite cafe, etc) in order to save battery life and automatically reconnect when the hotspot is in range.

That’s why they call it “security theater”. Maybe with some interpretative dance and performance art thrown in for good measure.

That’s why they call it “security theater”. Maybe with some interpretative dance and performance art thrown in for…

MY 8 YEAR OLD SON WAS DIAGNOSED AT AGE 2 WITH AUTISM AFTER HE RECEIVED THE MMR VACCINE!!1!

My 8 year old boy would probably ask for either AC/DC “T.N.T” or Gru’s theme from “Despicable Me”. Yeah, he’d definitely be all over that.

Comment of the Year.

Want to win at carnival games? Just ask this guy how he does it.

Guess the fool wasn’t Freaky Fast enough.

Republicans and Democrats right there.

Sorry but no. The average conservative isn’t educated enough to understand symbolism and abstraction on this level. They’ll take it too literal and blame it on a bunch of “hairy lesbian feminazi liberals”.

Anecdotal, but there are a lot of parents with autistic children that swear this is the best thing to help put their kids to sleep.

Well, yeah. What do you think those right-handed people will be doing with their right hand? Duh.

Comparing apples and oranges? IMO, players today are stronger, faster and just plain more athletic than players of yesteryear (all jokes about steroids and performance enhancers aside).