I’m rather proud of myself for my restraint. I don’t have the best body, but I’m not traipsing around half nude in broad daylight, either.

Watch her sue because now her literal ass is everywhere online forever. I don’t know how to comment without being very rude but she is very sure of herself here.

I see Sarah’s kid is being raised to be a huge asshole. “And I do whatever I want, too, which is why I’ve been home with you for 45 days.”

I have a really hard time looking at or listening to him, but I couldn’t find a decent transcript. He’s doing that Adderall sniff thing again. Poetic.

My cousin and his partner were in hysterics over a woman with terrible hair and makeup during the 2016 debates...pointing arrows to her face and neck not matching, her dyed roots, clashing outfit. I’d pay them to do a “No Gay Friends” show.

The folksy school marm schtick kills me.

I’d say “That’s not how this works!” but fuck, who knows. He gets away with everything else.

He says he is “offended” THREE TIMES in a paragraph. That’s a lot of white tears and hurt fee fees.

Thank you! I had no idea. It’s hard to keep up with the circus.

Hmmm...not Sarah. I looked at this insane list, but I’m not sure who you’re thinking of. It’s easy to get mixed up with this administration.

Does she get fired or resign...or lie about lying to Mueller?

“Remember ten years ago when that kid had a feather and beading on his cap? God how traumatic for everyone!”

He was told to comply 15 times in 40 seconds. I’m so sick of people saying, “Well if he would have just listened to the cops he would have lived!” over and over. Imagine the pressure he was under.

The lengths white women go to are wild. According to the Herald:

This story ties indirectly to the piece published yesterday on local activist Andrew Woods. The Stomp, Chomp, and Roll restaurant group in Charlotte owns this Burger King and the Pizza Peel where Woods was intimidated and fired.

John, Joe, Jim. Remember that time Trump sadly proclaimed Jim can’t go to Paris anymore?

I could hardly watch the mini-challenge because it made them all seem illiterate. She has a Master’s but can’t pronounce “colonel” while also provided context with KFC? I found something that says she went to an all male college called Wabash. They don’t offer Master’s degrees.

I am really concerned about evidence tampering regarding the locks, her toxicology reports and well, everything.

Whenever 45 is ever a bit too coherent, it’s gotta be Miller.

Be strong & prosper, be weak & die!