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Hoo boy I can hear the keyboards clacking right now.

They get increasingly worse and now carry the burden of Depp’s unsavory behavior, but somehow people are still watching them. Boomer grandmothers taking the kids to the movies when they’re babysitting I would presume.

I am more fascinated with where they might be going with her then anything else right now. 

I am now absolutely convinced “There’s Always a Twist at the End” was a meta-reference song, and “Susan Twist” is going to basically “Agatha All Along” things.

It was time for Sheldon to go to California and they had to kill the father.

To further save money, FBI: Most Wanted will be revamped as FBI: Least Wanted. Some of the upcoming episodes will be about capturing a serial jaywalker, busting a home poker game between friends, and finally apprehending a notorious Apple ][ software pirate.

I’m not easily shocked but watched the video and said “Oh my God” multiple times. Absolutely at Ray Rice levels. I’m glad there’s actual evidence to potentially put this guy away, after the sheer number of allegations against him which suggest he's a true scourge on the music industry. 

It is weird that every other imaginary friend is a cartoon character except for Ryan Reynolds. It makes you wonder why Bea chose a grown man as her IF. 

I think the video serves as an important reminder to hesitate before doing the kind of logical nitpicking that often happens in these cases. I could certainly imagine people going, “Wait, you’re saying P Diddy managed to run down a hallway at a fancy hotel, grab a woman, and kick her twice, all while wearing a towel?…

He sure has no sense of humor for a guy who hands out 90 calorie packs of unsalted almonds at Halloween.

Stunt people really need to be acknowledged by the awards shows.  It’s ridiculous that they’re not.  That red herring stunts segment during the Academy Awards this year proves it.

Nation Perplexed as Long-Standing Comedy Tradition Known for Being Mean Spirited Ends Up Being Mean Spirited

Hey, now, don’t leave kickers out of it.

What I’m getting from the news lately is that somehow very good football quarterbacks all turn out to be pea-brained morons

This seems like a weird headline, because it’s making the story about Chris Pratt’s reaction, rather than the actual story, which is the passing of Tony McFarr. It makes it seem like an excuse to take shots at Chris Pratt, as the scare quotes come across as sarcastic and insincere.

Yep. That’s the one that hurts me here. I love Stephen Fry. This is disappointing to see from him.

This is a real peach of a sentence as well:

you know you’re straining for that word count when you’re writing “Paul McCartney, the second-eldest living Beatle”

Your logic became really popular during the pandemic and I really don’t understand why people cling to it so strongly. If covid killed someone with a weakened immune system, they still died of covid. What are you gaining from claiming a person who is medically vulnerable didn’t die of the thing that obviously…