It was time for Sheldon to go to California and they had to kill the father.

To further save money, FBI: Most Wanted will be revamped as FBI: Least Wanted. Some of the upcoming episodes will be about capturing a serial jaywalker, busting a home poker game between friends, and finally apprehending a notorious Apple ][ software pirate.

I’m not easily shocked but watched the video and said “Oh my God” multiple times. Absolutely at Ray Rice levels. I’m glad there’s actual evidence to potentially put this guy away, after the sheer number of allegations against him which suggest he's a true scourge on the music industry. 

I think the video serves as an important reminder to hesitate before doing the kind of logical nitpicking that often happens in these cases. I could certainly imagine people going, “Wait, you’re saying P Diddy managed to run down a hallway at a fancy hotel, grab a woman, and kick her twice, all while wearing a towel?…

He sure has no sense of humor for a guy who hands out 90 calorie packs of unsalted almonds at Halloween.

Stunt people really need to be acknowledged by the awards shows.  It’s ridiculous that they’re not.  That red herring stunts segment during the Academy Awards this year proves it.

Nation Perplexed as Long-Standing Comedy Tradition Known for Being Mean Spirited Ends Up Being Mean Spirited

Hey, now, don’t leave kickers out of it.

What I’m getting from the news lately is that somehow very good football quarterbacks all turn out to be pea-brained morons

This seems like a weird headline, because it’s making the story about Chris Pratt’s reaction, rather than the actual story, which is the passing of Tony McFarr. It makes it seem like an excuse to take shots at Chris Pratt, as the scare quotes come across as sarcastic and insincere.

“Innocent until proven guilty” just means the jury should only vote guilty if they think there’s no reasonable doubt about it. Literally no one else in the world but those twelve people is under any obligation to consider it. And if anyone wants to argue this, I’ll just ask: did you wait until Harvey Weinstein was…

Yep. That’s the one that hurts me here. I love Stephen Fry. This is disappointing to see from him.

This is a real peach of a sentence as well:

you know you’re straining for that word count when you’re writing “Paul McCartney, the second-eldest living Beatle”

he definitely doesn’t have much range, but he really sings when he weaponizes his persona. he’s great in adventureland but that’s 15 years old already.

There is only one perfect kids’ movie, and that’s Ernest Scared Stupid!

especially since he’s in a place where noone’s telling him no.

Dwight, is that you?

Krasinski has long suffered the delusional self-confidence that infects many an actor turned auteur: that he can write. This was not helped, I suspect, by his rewriting of what (by reputation) was already a very solid A Quiet Place script. Many actors turned filmmaker are competent visualists but it’s rarer to find…

I genuinely feel like I just watched the movie now.