If you find out, let me know. She’s still underage.

It’s perfect. Christian, indeed.

When this first broke, I googled “Lori Loughlin Christian” and the first result is an interview with the 700 club. It’s pretty funny with hindsight.

I’m not sure if this has been covered since it happened Monday, but mob boss indeed.

I’d love to see Aunt Becky’s orange jumpsuit and teary mugshot, but I don’t think they do that for conventionally attractive white ladies.

Per TMZ (I know, ugh) “the feds say Mossimo sent action photos of their daughters on rowing machines.” This is the laziest grift ever.

He couldn’t restrain himself to one “me!” It’s just another gift from Your Favorite President. He didn’t even roll out the A+ for eastern North Carolina, still devastated by last year’s hurricanes. It is a purple state, after all.

I was taken aback at their urgency to submit tweets to the record. Jim Jordan (ugh) brought up the @WomenForCohen account. “Ah HA! You paid for a Twitter account that claimed you were SEXY! LIAR! LOCK HIM UP!”

I almost slid out of my chair when Meadows mentioned his nephews and nieces and how “not a lot of people know that” or whatever the hell that was. (That’s what he said, right?!) I have closet POC relatives? 

That was truly awful. Stamps are hard! is a very bad take.

What a wonderful term! I can’t believe I’ve never heard it before.

The screen grab at the top of this article is everything. She finally looks completely desperate for the public to believe the lies that grow more and more absurd by the minute. She’s never going to stop lying, but if she eventually cracks I’m here for it.

I was on a tour of Dublin, Ireland this past January. The guide said they are very proud of the Deerfield Residence*, which is reserved for the US Ambassador. It’s huge and in a giant park, close to the Irish President’s residence. It’s empty, because Trump never appointed an ambassador. To. Freakin. Ireland! The…

Even the dictionary got in on this.

Uhhhh. How is this guy verified?

North Carolina voted in favor of voter ID this time around when we had to fight to get rid of before the 2016 election.

I saw the picture and had to know where she was from. There’s a southern saying, “the bigger the hair, the closer to god.”

I was unaware of this scandal and proceeded directly to my fainting couch.