I was wondering if Cam Newton would make it. His look is certainly...something. I am often envious of his shoes, although the kitten heels are a bit much.

Have you seen videos of him looking for his limousine, which is parked directly in front of him as he gets off his plane? He wanders to the left and starts pointing around. I think there’s more than one instance of this.

and hopefully, some golf - my primary form of exercise

I went to see it twice and on my second viewing I leaned forward the entire time.

I have never been thirstier in my life than watching the leader of the Jabari Tribe on the big screen.

I think they sell her shit at T.J. Maxx and Ross because it’s all knockoffs and the whole family is a cheap looking mess. I don’t know why she bothers. I guess the MAGA crowd can afford it now.

I’ve used it before, and I’ll use it again.

Republicans really are such snowflakes as someone else mentioned. Suckabee can’t stop her boo-hoo tour.

Thanks! I’m glad someone appreciates it.

Catch these vagina dentatas, I guess.

I pine for the Obama years of the WHCD. Dude could take a hit and the whole room was laughing. Sometimes I’ll even watch the best bits on YouTube (like Luther the Anger Translator) when I’m really missing my president.

The gif of that remains the best in such a bizarre way. *Salute salute salute ohhhhh shit there’s a camera wave wave wave*

The Left’s intolerance and mean-spiritedness knows no bounds.

Ha! That’s perfect.

It usually takes at least three rereads to hash out the word salad.

Everyone has answered this more eloquently than I could have. How can a 70+ year old man sound so whiny?

Whenever something like this comes out I have to wait for a written transcript. I refuse to even look at him, much less listen to him.

Apparently he buys a brand called Brioni, but off the rack instead of tailored. (There are way too many articles on this!)

And it’s coming from this sloppy, lumpy dotard. I’m too petty to hold any office. “That hair! *rips off weave* Sir, you look like you could use something instead of this scotch tape. *opens box with French flag tie bar*”

That hair. Just because she’s a country performer does not mean she needs a perm in 2018. I distrusted her from the start because she seemed uncomfortable.