That is peak white people! I read that white nationalists are taking the tests and having complete meltdowns over their 2% Arabic or what have you.
I wonder what my census dodging family members think of this, since they freaked the fuck out under Obama. Wasn’t he going to use them for the death panels?
I think my home team pays $50 a game, according to women I’ve known who tried out. They also have to travel up to 5 hours to attend home games, since some of them live nowhere near the city.
I stay with a wonderful family with a sweet little boy. If someone wanted to break me and have me admit to crimes I never committed, they would play the approximate 1,000 versions of “Daddy Fingers.”
That shit was creepy. While not on a first name basis with “SheeshTheseNames,” I knew enough to know they are not a troll. I saw that comment and blinked slowly for approximately 20 seconds in confusion and decided to just @ the real screenname like a weirdo.
I spanked him, but he had underwear on...is where I checked out. Who wants to picture his nasty underoos?! That one picture of him playing tennis is seared in my brain already.
I personally noped out at the point when she described spanking him. What I’m saying is that I couldn’t handle the first two minutes of this.
I read it a few weeks ago, thanks! He always seemed so approachable, but the piece made me feel so deeply uncool.
Yes! I watched all of season one the day of the season 2 premiere. His brother Stephen is a genius writer.
I’ve developed an unhealthy attachment to Donald Glover. Community isn’t as good as I thought it would be, but Troy and Abed never disappoint.
This is a weird thing to say to a stranger, but I realized you have a duplicate troll going by SheeshTheseNames. (whatupgirlfriend)
There seems to be someone in the greys who is impersonating another commenter? That’s a weird thing people do, right?
My roommate at the time *shudder* said “yeah, but I had dreads and...” Nope nope nope. No buts. It’s bad and they should feel bad.
A girl in college would always come in late and sit in front of me. Her dreads had bits of...I don’t know what in them and smelled so bad I’d gag.
I really wish journalists and Dem reps would be more petty with these excellent shame solutions. I know Michelle told me to go high, but I can’t do that anymore.
I’ve always bought the “aw shucks Uncle Joe” narrative because I’m a sucker and love a good Obama bromance, but he’s just too old.