I feel like it’s not totally outside the realm of possibility that he has a toy button.

A friend married a survivalist or whatever you call those nutters. Over time she started to stockpile rice and canned goods. Her husband had a “bug-out-bag” at home, in his car, and probably somewhere in the woods Ron Swanson style. Fucking wild.

Yeah, that was a bitter shock. Oh man, they want to get me hooked on weed! I wonder how long my free trial lasts!

I too grew up in a rural area. I never found any dealers lurking outside of barns.

D.A.R.E. promised free samples for years. I go to buy xanax and the first delivery isn’t even FREE?!

My turn was up and I didn’t even get to cross the fucking river.

Thinking back, D.A.R.E. was so fucking aggressive. Those cops were in our classroom once a week, warning about all the drug dealers out there waiting in alleys to give us free drugs. I distinctly remember when they showed up once and I was furious I had to stop playing Oregon Trail. It just made me hate cops more.

This is such a relief! I went off on a 30 minute rant about the whole thing two days ago to anyone who’d listen.

I sent one of our guys out, his guy, my guy, they went out

The more I read about these teens, the more I realize I was a complete idiot in high school. Drinking, talking on the landline(!) with friends, chasing boys. I didn’t vote in my first election “because it wouldn’t matter.”

I was so happy to see he had 1.2M likes when I watched his video this afternoon. And it’s up to 3 million? I want to drive out to that dreadful place and give this young man a hug.

I live in NC and blanked on where Goldsboro is. It’s a military town with an air force base. The poor boy is surrounded by gun humpers.

Thank you. It’s been difficult to find good reads. I searched all over for detention center footage, but journalists can’t tape the inside because it would violate the privacy of the inmat—I mean, “detainees.”

I’ll check that out tomorrow...in the daylight.

“Worse than a Syrian refugee camp” checks out. This is a very depressing rabbithole before bedtime. Throwing away a mother’s medications just because. Denying any kind of healthcare. I read about the hieleras, the frigid detention centers at the border. The pods are so cold they give them those mylar space blankets.…

As much as I hate hearing his voice, a one way comm would be hilarious. “Hello? It’s the president, and I’d give myself a 10 out of 10 at space. Yuge numbers. I’m doing tremendously. I fought a bigly alien and won, believe me. Hello? I only have one Diet Coke left. Can you send the Spaceforce?”

I’m trying to find out more about these “detention centers.” Is this child in a literal jail cell? That’s what it looks like. There is a seven-year-old girl in a jail cell who may not even speak English and goshdarnit, they just don’t know what to do! How do the guards and staff sleep at night?

Adding her smug piety to the mix was even worse. I truly believe she thinks daughters are to be married off and provide for the family.

I became unwilling acquaintances with a woman who sounds exactly how you describe. Her official reasoning for homeschooling four girls was “Jesus.”

I bet Ivanka thought she was going to be hot shit and internationally adored. Her former friends won’t be caught dead with her and her only job is putting on Daddy’s bib before din din. Sad!