I was thinking about this yesterday. “Wait, it’s 2018, so who are they putting up?” *crickets* I don’t know why they won’t step the fuck up with the ridiculous political climate we’re in. People WANT change.

I have the audiobook! I usually use them to help me sleep, but his story was so amazing I stayed up and listened all night.

Yep! None of the kids at the forefront were invited.

His funeral will probably be local and all I can think about is the traffic.

Yeah. I’ve never liked Tom Cruise in anything. I didn’t even know they were still making them.

I was irrationally? annoyed that I had to sit through a Tom Cruise trailer while waiting for Black Panther.

It is.

I’ll just leave this here. I doubt anyone will see it, but..

What creative artistry with the names! John and other John! It’s cute he named his son after one of his imaginary friends.

For fuck sake. I can hear the Trumpians now. “What a businessman! He cut costs by being his own PR!”

I had to Google that time he made up a friend. Do you remember his imaginary friend Jim?

She’s just a southern Trump votin’ idiot. I think everything cooking in her brain is half-baked.

I want to know what “training” involves, but then again maybe I should stay ignorant.

A family friend was a third grade teacher and she actually believes every teacher should be *required* to be armed. Thankfully, she doesn’t teach anymore due to her prior convictions for DWI and god knows what else.

Raleigh is terrible. My good friend lives in Durham and I say this every time we need to go to Raleigh, for concerts or whatever. Durham makes me feel so free.

10,900,000 results for trump orange. Ten million. So yeah, he’s aware he looks like that? I don’t get it and I shouldn’t be putting this much mental energy into thinking about it anyway.

I don’t understand how someone so vain can look like...that. His hair, his face, the sloppy oversized suits and goddamned scotch tape to hold down his ties...

My first thought was really “Oh god, there will be all caps tweets about libtards and the so-called tolerant left blah blah blah. My second thought was “He probably sent it himself so he could screech about it endlessly.”

I was alone in a foreign country last month, and I read an article about how to meet people. Couchsurfing! Tindr! It sounds like a way to get murdered.