There are just so many factors making it wrong.

#MAGA ...she wrote in her blood, sweat and tears.

I’m not exaggerating when I say at some point it may be my home. It was bought in better times when I had a crazy thing called an apartment. That was before the gentrification of my entire city occurred and I was forced out.

Some friends get on me for using hotels for travel instead of AirBnB. Overseas! There’s also a couch surfing app?! I’d die.

The financial app Mint presented me this as an option for money-making because I spend little on gas and work remotely.

My best friend got interested in curling during the 2010 games and is now semi-professional (? I dunno, he’s good). It is lit! The curling facility in my city ONLY has a bar and movie theatre style seats to watch.

I still can’t get over him bragging about passing a dementia test. He also has his own knees, you know. (It’s probably because he never uses them to walk.)

He has the best eyes, believe me.

I just spent almost three weeks in Glasgow. It’s a booming university town. ?

Oh! I didn’t know what he meant by “non-personal.” My general practitioner is stone cold and I could give a fuck less who treats me, as long as they are competent.

I was in Scotland during January and a few people were lamenting the shortage of beds for the flu outbreak. I told them I owe $6,000 for a four hour ER visit last November...which came up inconclusive.

I briefly thought about what exercise a 71 year old man could do, and my hateful brain wandered towards swimming. The pictures of him playing tennis are quite enough.

Posted above, but his notes on Obama are here. Lots of suggestions.

I was looking at this same doctor’s note on Obama. He gave him specific exercises to do and encouraged him to keep working out. Can Trump even touch his toes?

Once more for those in the back...I live in a historically purple state that voted red. Our big cities all voted blue. My friends and neighbors voted blue.

Sounds like me. My state didn’t expand Medicaid though so I rely on family and friends. I’d love to work but I’m not the ableist of bodies right now.

I almost punched my laptop.

Kellyanne Conway 2.0

I told a friend earlier that she must need IcyHot every day for all her reaching.

The DACA ordeal was painful. Since he trusts no one and has absolutely 0 friends, the Republicans had to hold his hand and say “I don’t think you know what she’s saying, Grandpa.” He doesn’t surround himself with smart people, so I don’t know how he’s even made it through life.