"Get this mic off of me." No need to be rude, sir!

Hah! Awesome! I love that first one. It has such a poetic quality to it.

Your wish is my command! My SO is the king of sleep drunkenness. I'll get into bed and he says the weirdest crap if he wakes up. I've been keeping track.

You, friend, are smart. I should've done that.

Tummy tuck? Skin harvested for a new penis? I didn't read the AMA so those are my guesses.

Wow. This explains so much! I never knew, but I figured there was some incentive. The marriage ended in divorce after he cheated on her leaving her a single mom with three kids. Jeez.

My cousin is all this to a T!! I'm surprised my eyes haven't fallen out of my head due to excessive eyerolling.

I actually found a pretty cute girl's name. Noelle.

I wonder if frankennames are popular with Dominicans too. They have some interesting names.

Devin would've been a million times better.

I had a decent photo all ready to take to CVS and I ended up forgetting it at home! I ended up looking bloated as hell in the CVS photo. I will never make the mistake again.

I'm just going to believe that she was hanging around in her apartment when she looked out of the window and saw her vehicle being towed. She hopped off of the couch, threw on some ugly white sneakers, and yeah...

Also, according to my experience, pain is less noticeable too. But as soon as it's over you become very aware. Personally, I can only be in the moment very briefly. I notice everything and I have to will myself to ignore it. It's not easy with such a thing as sex which comes with lots of unfortunate bodily fluids. Ugh.

Apologies to RedWriter. We've gotten a little carried away here!

I only appreciated this after hearing the original. My crush at the time tried to get me to like it back in 11th grade and I wasn't feeling it. Both versions are lovely!

I forgot how much I liked Usher back in the day until I recently listened to it again. I knew all of the words! Love it.

Great minds think alike ;) I loved J.E. so much. Also, THIS

Hahaha. I stand by my statement that the 90s' were one of the worst decades for fashion. I couldn't believe it when it started coming back in style, but it makes sense as fashion is cyclical. In a few years people will be wearing the heinous fashions of the early aughts!

*dodges cane* My boyfriend who listens to death metal and other types of rock music always finds it amusing to picture 12 year old me singing all of these R&B songs.

I was 8 when this came out O_O