So, this thread has the most perfect timing. For the past few days I have been obsessed with 90s R&B. Sighs.

I'd be jaded too if this or something similar hadn't happened to me a few times in NY. I found a short metal nail in my cheesecake once from a diner in Queens. And bit into a fucking staple in my pancakes at a diner in the Lower East Side.

Thank you! There is a visible nipple but it's just not where one would expect it to be. Some people's nipples are really far apart. Maybe that's why they chose the model so his nipple would be off to the side.

Yes! I had one of their cupcakes years ago when they first opened and I was thoroughly underwhelmed. Good riddance! I hope Sugar Sweet Sunshine is still around because their cupcakes were delish!

Girl, your technique is all wrong!

90's because look at this

They are for myself.

Personally, it's not about shame. It has more to do with aesthetics than anything else. I'd rather my butt be completely smooth than have each cheek split into two parts by my underwear or have seams running across my butt.

You sound extremely bitter. Go away now.

They are. Sometimes I wish I did too. Ultimately, believe what you want. I don't care. Just don't tell me how to live my life and we'll have no problems. Alas, the vocal minority will always manage to represent everyone in some people's eyes.

Yup. Mess of tears here. It hurts my heart that people can go through their entire life keeping such a secret and not being able to truly be themselves. Ugh.

Magical implants

That's exactly what I would like to ask. Last week I had such a good laugh from a photo with 4 teens all making that face without a hint of irony! I almost yearn for duck face because at least people were doing that to look sexy (in their minds, anyway). This face just makes them look dumb, scared, and confused all…

There are some pretty bad ones, but that is just...I can do better than that and I can just barely apply eyeliner. It gives me hope though. If someone got paid to do that then I need to jump on the train!

You think she actually paid someone to do that? She probably did it herself.

It's a thing with kids these days... I follow my 13 year old niece on Instagram and all of her friends make the same face in photos!

Agreed. People jump the gun. I am quite thin and I replicated this pose in the mirror and the same gap that's allegedly photoshopped appeared. It's not hard for me to conclude that it's just her body type combined with a weird pose.

I just posed like this and that same gap appeared. I believe Ann Taylor LOFT are being truthful when they say they didn't photoshop anything out but the tattoo. It is an awkward pose, but I do not think this qualifies as a photoshop disaster.

She is so convincing.

NICE TRY! I'm still not watching this video!