“Queer Giallo film”

Dafoe’s Oscar should have FOR THE FLORIDA PROJECT, WE TOTALLY FUCKED UP THERE carved into the base.

Hereditary was going to get nominated for an Academy Award, but on the way there the Oscar stuck its head out the car window and, well, you know.

He did, but figured it was worth it.

The, “OK. Thanks.” killed me. It was awesome because he was spitting straight fire in the booth, and he knew it. 

Compare Romo’s observations to Troy Aikman’s and it’s just night and day.

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Especially when you give the ball back to Tom Brady with 2 minutes left and all of his timeouts. You’d think after 20 years, somebody would clue Fat Andy in on clock management. 

I really think the overtime rules need to be changed. The full period should be played. The way it is now the games was basically decided by a coin flip. Ridiculous.

I really don’t like the rule where both teams don’t get the opportunity to take the field during overtime. A team can respond if the opposing team takes a field goal, but they can’t respond with a touchdown if the other teams scores seven?

Tommy’s alcohol poisoning was caused by doing a shot every time Tony Romo said, “Here we go!”

And the fans of both are entitled assholes who play the victim even when they win! What a time to be alive!

Great comment. Just another big fucking turd on the t Rex dungpile we’ve already got to endure.

Two overtime conference championships in the same day should be great football, but by far the biggest stories from each are how terrible the officiating was. Put that on top of the best offense in football doesn’t even get a chance to touch the ball in the second one and I just feel robbed. This should’ve been a…

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

You mean the phantom roughing the passer.

I liked Dee Ford lining up in the Pats backfield.

that phantom p.i. call on brady in the 4th was some high quality bullshit.