Kinjadämmerung.

• “Kinja fucking sucks, and the AV Club is a decaying husk of its former self.”

He looks like a Dothraki power bottom.

A side point but did anyone read that ESPN thing about Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwiches in the NBA that then veered off into a horrifying account of Dwight Howard’s candy consumption?

MARK IT ZERO, DUDE

There’s a pretty famous bible named after him, what’d you expect?

Could God bowl a split so difficult even he couldn’t manage to score a spare?

It’s “lede,” not “lead.” Glass houses, and all that.

Retarded and autistic are different things, so stop fucking calling people retarded, dickhead.

First of all, “cradle the Gawker-balls” is sexist. So maybe don’t.

‘Get me Jon Gruden!’

“Managing Deals Editor”?

“Managing Deals Editor”?

Grab both volumes of Tom King’s “The Vision” mini series. It’s as fantastic as the reviews have said.

Grab both volumes of Tom King’s “The Vision” mini series. It’s as fantastic as the reviews have said.

What i like about this bears team is that THEY decide when their bye week is. not the NFL

Bears stay close and lose to the Falcons on the last play of the game, Packers get crushed by the Falcons. That means the Bears are better than the Packers, right?

“Get me Javier Bardem’s American non-union equivalent!”

No. The review clearly states that as time goes on they accumulate more and more people.

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.