Pretty sure Drew Barrymore dated fellow Stroke Fab Morretti.

I think the sister on ‘Good Girls’ is played by Mae Whitman (not “Whitfield”).

Where the fuck is Miss Davis?? (During the run on the bank, she asks, “Could I have $17.50?”) Easily a top-15 contender.

Yes, I know this a classic comments-section gripe, but this is a truly classic example of an insightful review colliding with an utterly fucking ridiculous letter grade. Kruger’s win at Cannes was well deserved, and her performance alone pulls this otherwise flawed film into the solid-B range.

What does it mean to adopt an “an ostentatiously dorky gate”? He took custody of an ugly fence?

Star Wars is back...in Porg form!

We would also have accepted “adorabyl.”

Doesn’t Indy employ the double-fist punch in ‘Raiders of the Lost Ark’?

Is Infinity worth $7? I’ve always been curious.

Is Infinity worth $7? I’ve always been curious.

More like THUNDERCUCK LIBERAL RIFFS, amirite Kinja commenters?

The Juggalo Nation is larger that we’d anticipated! The FBI was right!!

“Didn’t a bunch of nerds put this commenting interface together? What is wrong with them?”

Oh wow this really DOES suck.

I guess it’s their way of making it very blunt that they want you to talk about the article ONLY.

If you use your phone during exercise the sweaty thumb thing is a constant pain in the ass.

Don't forget your AP style: it's "alt-President" or "so-called alt-President." Avoid using the term generically and without definition, however, because it is not well-known and the term may exist primarily as a euphemism for "tiny-handed, Nazi-sympathizing fuckwit."

*Clay Pigeons* is very good, and also features another underrated performance from Janeane Garofalo.

Brendan Gleason is an inspired casting choice, though.

Honestly, the various iced coffees at Jo's are worth it. And while you're over there, if you can stand being surrounded by moneyed douchebags for 40 minutes, the crabcakes at Pearla's are goddamn delightful, too.

I have a buddy whose Oasis cover band is called The Sex Beatles. True story!