One day, the kids will see the movie and ask, “Did it really happen like that?” And we will shake our heads sadly and explain that, no, it was so much stupider.

Here’s the deal with Jon Hamm for me.

Isn’t it called The Hammaconda?

“Jon Hamm’s penis is about the size of an obese hamster.”

That styling and production design - down to the purple chair - did not happen in a vacuum! How you doin’?

(the filename of this gif is “harry styles shoe nutshot”)

Why would he think he could do this? The man is a klutz!

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

I’m betting Heidi never got an apology.

One could say, too many:

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

Obligatory.

#DailyShowSoWhite
#WheresLarry

It is also worth noting that Lavrov is named in the Russian dossier the FBI is (was?) investigating, as someone who was actively involved :) Page 28.

I know in my heart that when the heat gets to be too much, he’ll pardon himself and resign but still, I like to fantasize about a massive treason trial, something on the order of The Nuremberg Trials, where Trump and his girlfriend’s husband Jared, are marched out in chains to face a very long trial, at the end of…

Seeing things on twitter that a Grand Jury is underway and will subpoena Trump associates. I don’t know how to post tweets here buts its breaking news on CNN. However, as a minority that has seen a million grand juries for police brutality go nowhere, I have zero hope. Grand juries go the way of prosecution most of…

Is there any evidence that he raped someone?

Well given how the Swedish authorities decided to put through 5 charges and put out an arrest warrant clearly they felt there was enough there to justify a case going forward.

Is Jared Kushner going to be FBI director now?