Holy shit. Seriously, shut up. This stupid, unsubstantiated concern trolling got old 5 months ago.

In today’s political climate, we should always be on the lookout for Reichstag fires.

She saved many lives.

I’m only sad that the elephant that killed him died.

In early 2019, when Mike Pence accedes to the presidency and has a Democratic-majority House and Senate to neuter him, he’ll be the laughingstock he deserves to be. Until then, he’s no laughing matter; he deserves every display of disrespect levelled at him.

Can you imagine shelling out all that money and working that hard just for PENCE to be the speaker? Huge slap in the face.

Hmm, have you considered coming up with a way to prevent yourself from posting when you’re drunk? I remember from a few years back there was a Gmail Labs tool that made it so you couldn’t hit “send” on an email until you answered three basic math problems, and I’m sure people have come up with more advanced solutions…

Patt Lupone’s thoughts on the matter. (I adore her and hope the link works.)

Is this one flood critical? No. Is the title clickbaity? Sure. But the “issue” is critical.

Yes, because reacting with concern to something like the Earth becoming uninhabitable to human life is just so silly.

Racists? I mean, do you not see the dumb bullshit these morons think they can get away with?

“promote equity by focusing on what unites our students and reducing visible gaps between those of different means,”

Yes, but we all know which Clinton was really running that White House

Dwayne, a half full tube of toothpaste could beat donald trump right now. Let’s not get hasty.

Seriously. He seems like a nice enough guy, but that alone does not qualify one for being a good president. And to be fair, I think Lassie would win in polls against Trump.

haggis canapés

her husband is the most british looking person in the world

If The Rock is our greatest hope to defeating the racist rapist Cheeto... well, go for it.