Somewhere, despyte herself, Hillary is cackling.

MURDAHHHHH

I think you mean Comey just got fyred.

That’s not enough for child exploitation.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

I don’t think he’s claiming to be persecuted, either, but at the same time, I’m not quite sure what he’s going on about. There is no shortage of media to consume about white, Christian Americans. If he wants to direct a movie about his demographic, I’m sure the Hallmark Channel would welcome a Pratt-directed TV movie…

Well, the deck is full of ‘em...

Right. Talking about anyone who isn’t a white, straight, Christian man (with a shout-out to his female counterpart, of course) is being divisive.

TWO Paul Blart movies.

No films featuring the voice of the average blue-collar worker?????

RIGHT? When your net worth is $30 million, you don’t get to call yourself an average, blue collar American.

The death penalty is barbaric and has no place in a modern legal system.

Thank you. I can’t believe they’re issuing stays for 10 minutes, 45 minutes, etc. Forget execution; being teased with your own imminent death like this seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me.

It made sense before, but I don’t think the Kanye and Kim relationship has ever made quite as much sense in the past as it does at this moment.

I’d probably smoke all my pot before I got through step one.

I wonder if it is just me because i do smoke and enjoy, however weed edibles *do nothing* for me. Not the space cakes from Amsterdam, not the cookies friends made and warned me about to only eat half, not the weed lollipops from the dispensary. Nada! I would like to try to perfect some edibles that do something but i…