Yeah, I thought it was unfocused, pretentious and contrived.

Girl, I knew a family where all three sisters shared the first name Princess, and the one boy was named Prince. All I'm saying is that it can get so much worse.

Her entire shtick makes me full body cringe. This tweet basically sums up her humor.

Everything we know about bananas and potassium is informed by “Honey I Shrunk the Kids”. What an incredible film...

This. Is. So. Perfect.

I would absolutely wear this in my daily life, but I dress like a weirdo anyway and live in a city wear no one would bat an eyelash. Tbh I thought this show was very tame and understated.

The vaporwave aesthetic is not dying out any time soon it would appear. I wish to God Proenza Schouler made men’s clothes. A lot of cool woman’s clothing doesn't fit me.

*rips down shower curtain liner*

It’s funny how easy it is to identify which of the guys are republican. It’s less funny how many of those are the ones I most immediately deem fuckable. I’m ashamed that my sexual tastes seem to be right leaning.

That was a choice. That whole thing was a choice...

I refuse to ever do a job that requires me to wear a suit. I’m sorry, but all of these people look like total goobers. Basic incarnate.

I’m probably misquoting but my fave line so far is “I have a very shiny brain but...”

Im loving all the humble brags happening on this post.

As usual some straight white dude is telling me to suck it up as if he’s ever had to deal with constant institutionalized abuse. I'm going to start punching a lot more people in the coming months and I'm pretty cool with it. I don't know how other people feel about that but I don't have to so...

Truth she doesn’t get enough credit for her beat and simply being gorgeous.

Katya is also a MAJOR gymnastics fan I'm sure she was freaking out a little. If it had been Alia Mustaffana*** she may have died.

Fedora’s are horrible goats are cute. Got it.

I sincerely hope there’s some sort of trolling campaign against him that effectively ruins his life hence forth. I’m excited to have all his potential employers and colleges contacted and forewarned. Im not right but I am spiteful as fuck.

You might wanna proof read that...

Also does no one remember when the entire Russian team refused to even take to the podium and accept their silver medals in 1996?? And they’ve had repeats of the same shit sportsmanship since then too. All Gabby did was not smile as much. Thank god social media didn't exist back then though.