17. When the ball breaks its placental sac, allow it to climb about your body gently probing for any weaknesses and using its lace sensor to detect potential sources for food.

lol

Ryan: Car insurance: People who are driving without accidents are paying premiums for people who make money by totaling their cars. That’s wrong!

Precisely! Paul Ryan is a “wonk” in the sense that most undergraduate students are “wonks.” (I include the 18-22 year old version of myself in this group). They have ideologies on how the world should work but never get into actually playing out how those ideologies may be functionally enacted and the consequences of…

Yeah. Burneko’s style is one of the most aesthetically pleasing for me to read- it’s very conversational the way Drew is, but in a totally different way.

But will they offer Calsonic Blue? Because that’s the color I want.

I liked Grantland but I think the reason I miss it is the same reason I miss the pizza place I went to in high school. That place served incredible food at really affordable prices and everyone wondered how they did it.

Maybe he has an odd fetish for confusing scanners.

The worst part about this is the unexplained reason the contact information appears in the left margin.

THE CIVIL WAR WAS ABOUT STATES’ RIGHTS BRO

If at first you don’t secede, try, try again.

“Hey remember this country’s long and tragic history with slavery and racism and prejudice against non-whites? We’re still here!”

What you say about currents and voltages is untrue. A 12v wound starter would indeed draw half the current of a 6v wound starter of the same capacity (power). However, putting 12v on a 6v starter doubles the current (in your example to 140A). Refer to Ohm’s law: R=U/I, starter motor resistance is 6/70 which is 0,086…

Or for $17k you could buy an Audi All-Road and have enough cash left over to keep it roadworthy for a year!

Always telling them they aren’t as good as Mrs. Koufax’s boy.

“there’s only two reasons a 40-year old man should be wearing a hat backwards. He’s a professional sniper or he’s giving his buddy a blowjob.”

Douche or no douche: a GM swagged out in team gear in public in two different photos.

I heard Mike Zimmer wanted to convert him to fullback, but he was completely against the switch.