Right. It would have been 11 qts of oil...

Craig Carton and Chris Christie, like many sports talk hosts, are alliterate.

I also bumped into Jeff Fisher on a checkout line recently. It was at a 7-Eleven in Montana. However, after he left it was a 7-Nine.

Starred for beer and Longmire.

Oy vey, what a chutzpah this guy is. If Eli Manning had “jew luck”, do you really think he’d be such a shlemiel? This meshugener is full of bubke; Eli’s a goy if I ever saw one.

I’ve worked with plenty of “high performers” that were liars, cheats, and scumbags; their high performance kept them around for a while but eventually all of the rest catches up with them. Work hard, work right, and be transparent, you’ll end up with great workers and great clients.

“We use real estate and services to empower our community.”

+1492

Thanks to a panel-wide misunderstanding of Asian geography and some nimble betting work, he won.

Do you know a lot of 13-16 year olds with the confidence and self-assurance to do something like that? Don’t be dense.

That must be why he’s not THE ANCHOR.

Isn’t this guy on The Orville?

OVER THE LINE!!!

The Civil Rights Act of 1917 really was a landmark piece of legislation now that I think about it.

They’re America’s team more than ever, a disappointing franchise run by an aging dipshit and employing a lot of crooks.

I choked on my coffee

must be the hanging headlights!

Should get better in a few months, I heard they’re widening the tunnel.

That’s because she’s always getting rear ended.