look how can we blame the campaign when there haven’t been any contemporary examples of extraordinarily run campaigns that leaned heavily on ground game, grassroots tactics

BRETT FAVRE WOULD PLAY IT TWICE A WEEK FOR FREE HE’S LIKE A KID OUT THERE

Cease Bowel Functions.

I’ve never seen a Restoration Hardware before so when the catalogue arrived (unasked for) in the mail my boyfriend and I puzzled over it like an artifact. What is RH? Why are all the pictures so dark? Why is Criss Angel quoting Muhammad Ali?

It may not surprise you to learn that Restoration Hardware CEO Gary Friedman was formerly a senior executive at Williams Sonoma.

I don’t half ass things.

That sounds like a life I desperately need.

Buy this used Jaguar X-type wagon for less than the price of an Aston Martin’s windshield!

“I couldn’t help but notice that my cab driver was using a new App...”

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

I was expecting boulder consequences.

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

Tradition for tradition’s sake alone is how we got in our national mess in the first place.

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

Hey, I know you have a zit on your face, but here… Instead of using that Proactive shit, try this gun instead.

I wish I knew fewer people who fit this very evocative description

+1 snowball

In a row?