I believe that Thiel was a fucking dipshit plutocrat for suing Gawker out of business, ruining Daluerio’s life, and threatening other media outlets.

Meanwhile I’m four years into getting a Petroleum Degree and I entered the major right after the launch of the Model S pretty much.

Clarification: Cream soda is good.

I feel like this article is a thinly veiled slam on cream soda and I, for one, am offended!

There are a lot of good jokes on Deadspin. And then, there is this. Damn fine job.

Husky and Starch

Short-form Foodspin trailer

*2nd Greatest

I don’t know what that is, but I would have been much better off not knowing it exists.

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

So this means it’s not like he’s stuck in second gear anymore

Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

I remember a couple years back he was at my local Costco and I bought two books of his to be signed for my dad and father in law. I came up to him and said “Hey Tony” to which he responded “MR. La RUSSA” I kind of smiled at him and asked to sign the books for them. He looks at me and goes “Where’s your copy? Too…

I’m tuning out ANYONE who refers to the soldiers (troops, military, whatever other name) in their disagreement with Kaepernick’s protest. It’s never been about them, Kaepernick has said so very clearly, and making it about them anyway is a choice at this point.

If you can’t trust chubby asian mid 00's Justin Bieber then who can you trust?

“Did he catch a football? No idea. What I know is that if that motherfucker wears 9/11 cleats we’re fining him to the fucking moon. PROTECT THE SHIELD.”

Not only would Freddy buy it, he’d use it to tow a small chicken coop from Florida to Montana and write an article about how it all went down.

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