If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Officiating doesn’t help revenue, thus seen as a negative? Guessing the same logic can be applied to drug testing, sideline physicians and NFL security.

Never too soon

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

The Barber of Seville is more entertaining.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

I kinda wish Cleatus decided to not follow Asimov’s first law for that photo.

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

El Paso school takes an El Paso

Anyone else think these kids act like a bunch of bitches? Seriously... turning down a guaranteed college scholarship and a chance to play D-1 Football because someone thought you went to a fucking BBQ , was trying to be nice and sent you a thank you note?

hope he plays the brown note

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Pictured: IOC Spokesman

Holy shit. IOC spokesman is really angling for a new job as Sports Information Director for an SEC school.

"It's not deliverance, it's DiGiorno, baby!!!"

My goodness, is this beautiful writing.