“I couldn’t help but notice that my cab driver was using a new App...”

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

I was expecting boulder consequences.

He wouldn’t have gotten hit if he wasn’t acting like such Awini.

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

Tradition for tradition’s sake alone is how we got in our national mess in the first place.

...it seems weird that a mortgage company’s logo is an upside-down house

I wish I knew fewer people who fit this very evocative description

+1 snowball

In a row?

Meanwhile I’m four years into getting a Petroleum Degree and I entered the major right after the launch of the Model S pretty much.

Clarification: Cream soda is good.

I feel like this article is a thinly veiled slam on cream soda and I, for one, am offended!

There are a lot of good jokes on Deadspin. And then, there is this. Damn fine job.

Husky and Starch

Short-form Foodspin trailer

*2nd Greatest

My churl, my churl, don’t tweet at me;

So this means it’s not like he’s stuck in second gear anymore