Hinkie had classes, but traded them for future classes and a guest speaker opportunity. He’s currently looking to swap the guest speaker slot for Starbucks gift cards and/or wi-fi passwords.

I remember a couple years back he was at my local Costco and I bought two books of his to be signed for my dad and father in law. I came up to him and said “Hey Tony” to which he responded “MR. La RUSSA” I kind of smiled at him and asked to sign the books for them. He looks at me and goes “Where’s your copy? Too…

I’m tuning out ANYONE who refers to the soldiers (troops, military, whatever other name) in their disagreement with Kaepernick’s protest. It’s never been about them, Kaepernick has said so very clearly, and making it about them anyway is a choice at this point.

If you can’t trust chubby asian mid 00's Justin Bieber then who can you trust?

“Did he catch a football? No idea. What I know is that if that motherfucker wears 9/11 cleats we’re fining him to the fucking moon. PROTECT THE SHIELD.”

Not only would Freddy buy it, he’d use it to tow a small chicken coop from Florida to Montana and write an article about how it all went down.

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I was wondering if “The Matt Lauer” is now a look.

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

Officiating doesn’t help revenue, thus seen as a negative? Guessing the same logic can be applied to drug testing, sideline physicians and NFL security.

Never too soon

If only Steve Jobs had loved chemo, we could ask him.

Trying to imagine any other manufacturer of consumer goods putting on such a self-indulgent, self-congratulatory, and self-important farce of a launch for a barely-different new model is hilarious. “Ford Focus SEL - Now with improved dampening rates because we are BOLD and COURAGEOUS and WE ARE THE FUTURE” Apple as a…

The Barber of Seville is more entertaining.

“I’m against protesting, but I don’t know how to show it.”

I kinda wish Cleatus decided to not follow Asimov’s first law for that photo.

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

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